Watch New Age Evangelists The Decemberists Proselytize in Video


You too can join the House of Meloy… or simply buy the new “Plainsongs EP” that was released this week, eh?

By Blurt Staff

Ladies and germs, we give you – Decemberisim! Guaranteed to salve and sooth what ails ye!

Calvary Captain, aka Colin Meloy of the Decemberists, wants you to join him, John Travolta, Tom Cruise and other true disciples in appreciating unicorns and setting aside alienation – just call 971 – 23 – ALIVE to connect with the Institute for the Research and Expansion of Decemberism Worldwide. Or watch the video, below, for “Calvary Captain,” the audio of which comes from this year’s What a Terrible World, What a Beautiful World album. Raise your hand if you think this sounds like a classic St. Etienne song…

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