Glastonbury 2016 Lineup Announced; Adele, Coldplay…


….”more,” as in, more snoozeworthy artists….

By Barbi Martinez

It’s that time of year again: the annual Glastonbury Festival lineup reveal. Among the big names slated to perform: Adele, Muse, Coldplay, CD Soundsystem, PJ Harvey, Beck, Grimes, New Order, Jeff Lynne’s ELO, M83, James Blake, ZZ Top, Foals, Skepta, Savages, Stormzy, Floating Points, the Last Shadow Puppets, Vince Staples, Little Simz, Kamasi Washington, Kurt Vile, Bat for Lashes, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Mac DeMarco.

For a few good laughs, check out the Glastonbury Twitter feed and read all the comments following the announcement. Adele and Coldplay better have thick skins if they decide to read ’em, though.

The festival is at Pilton, England,  June 22-26. And no, before you ask, David Bowie will not be appearing via hologram, but his headlining set from 2000 is slated to be screened during the event.

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