Hunka-hunka burning polyester alert! Also coming soon: officially Blurt-licensed products, available exclusively at Kohls…
By Blurt Staff
Now available for you, the discriminating (or perhaps chemically-impaired…) BLURT reader: officially-licensed bed sets and pillow shams by Legends Home Bedding that are “the perfect bed ensemble for a guest room or bedroom for the King of Rock-n-Roll’s loyal fans.” Available in “Elvis Presley Guitars” which incorporate photos of “the King” on a warm/neutral background and the “Dancing Elvis” set which features the rock icon’s signature and image on a rich, burgundy backdrop.
The bedding collections are, we advised, “attractively priced” at $99.95 and are available at Sears, Bed Bath and Beyond, Walmart and online.
>Elvis Presley Guitars bedding set available in queen and king sizes come with comforter and matching pillow cases which, when laid side by side display “The King’s” full autograph. 100% Polyester
>Dancing Elvis set available in queen and king sizes come with comforter and matching pillow cases that feature silhouettes of Elvis’ most famous dance moves. 100% Polyester
>Burning Love pillow sham set featuring Elvis’ face on one and signature on the other with a red heart frame background (MSRP $29.95 standard &$34.95 king). 100% Brushed silk polyester.
>Always on My Mind pillow sham set feature a “for your eyes only” Elvis pose in sepia tones on one and musical notes with the song title on the other (MSRP $29.95 standard & $34.95 king). 100% Brushed silk polyester.
Did we mention these fine products are in 100% polyester? Don’t smoke in bed, kids!