Courtney Love Says She Has Found Malaysian Airlines Flight 370


Allegedly used slide rule, compass and Ouija Board.

 By Uncle Blurt

 Your ol’ uncle, he likes himself a goddam smart gal—the kind that can whip him in two back to back games of checkers then turn around and whip up a big batch of Brunswick stew in time for supper. So color me “smitten” with Courtney Love: As Stereogum is reporting, the Hole frontwoman is vying to be the smartest person in the room, having reportedly solved the mystery of the missing Malaysian airplane.

 Here’s the deal, per Stereogum:

 Concerned citizens worldwide can use the website Tomnod to search for MH370 from home, and now one Courtney Love Cobain claims she found the plane using images from the site. Early this morning Love tweeted, “I’m no expert but up close this does look like a plane and an oil slick,” along with a link to satellite footage of some waters near Pulau Perek, where the plane was last tracked before its transponder stopped working. In her response to Twitter user @DR24, she sent an annotated image indicating that some white, blurry water in the bottom right corner might be the plane underwater and darker patches of water across the top of the image might be oil in the water. As you can see in the image above, she included visual aids…[Love tweeted, in part:] check it out @DR24 #MH370 and its like a mile away Pulau Perak, where they “last” tracked it

 Case closed. Now about the Lindbergh baby, Amelia Earhart, and Jimmy Hoffa, Courts….


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