Morrissey Retiring? “I’ve Aged A Lot…”


No truth to the rumor that he intends to become a hemp farmer, however.

By Perez Mills

In today’s hot-breaking celebrity news: erstwhile Smiths frontman and voice-of-a-generation Morrissey is saying that he aims to retire from music in a couple of years. He’s been in the business since the Smiths kicked off in ’82, and a solo artist since 1988. reports that Mozzer was quoted as telling an interviewer, “I am slightly shocked to have gone as far as I have. This is my 30th year, and
I’ve aged a lot recently, which is bit distressing for me, as it
must be for everyone. The body changes shape and there’s nothing you
can do about it… Do I continue as a modern day Andy Williams? I take one hour at a
time. We will all probably be blown up by the Syrian
government soon, anyway, so it hardly matters in the great scheme of

Andy Williams, of course, hasn’t done too bad for himself during his twilight years, Syria or no Syria…


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