Bill Clinton Tops Latest Blurt Poll!

 

At least one reader
wants to see the former “head” of state getting head while singing “Head”…

 

By Blurt Staff

 

Let’s party like it’s, uh, 1994, or something like that: in
the latest BLURT online poll, former President Of The United States Bill
Clinton came out “ahead”of everyone from other ex-prezzes Ronald Reagan, Gerald
Ford and George W. Bush to contemporary pols such as Nancy Pelosi, Mitt Romney
and John Boener… and Stephen Colbert, to boot. We asked the question, What
tunes would you like to see these folks sing, in the wake of Pres. Obama’s
viral sensation via Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together”?

 

 

 

 

And it was no contest: by a considerable margin, Clinton’s
proposed take on Prince’s “Head” was the favorite, with only a fantasy date
between Michele Bachmann and Fishbone’s “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” (as translated by the
Roots, no doubt) coming close. It was somewhat encouraging to note that Newt
Gingrich (Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie”) and Budd “look him up” Dwyer (Filter’s “Hey
Man, Nice Shot”) pinged our readers’ radars, too. All of you civic-minded
BLURT-ers out there who participated in this poll give yourselves a pointy
hat-tip.

 

Meanwhile, surf back to the homepage and scroll down the
left hand column to vote in our special Record Store Day poll.

 

 

 

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