Blurt’s Weekly Headline Mashups

 

The more self-serving
for the originating website, the better…

 

By Uncle Blurt

 

Here they are, kids. Seek out the sources via Google.  All headlines bastardized and
recontextualized from yesterday’s Pitchfork,
Rolling Stone, Billboard
and Blurt stories.Blog this.

 

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“Listen to a New Solo Track From Jack White: “Niggas in Paris”

 

“Earl Sweatshirt Returns, to Remain on Supervised Probation”

 

“Chocolate Industries to Issue Paul McCartney Tribute Album”

 

“Fad Gadget/Frank Tovey Gets Walk of Fame Star”

 

“Katy Perry Signs Off on Bret Michaels New Album With A
Smile”

 

“Stones Throw Will Release an Album From Geoff Barrow’s
Loretta Lynn, Jimmy Buffett Hip-Hop Project”

 

“Chris Brown Had Bloody Good Time Making Paul McCartney Tribute Album”

 

“Lana Del Rey, Skylar Grey Perform in L.A. To Honor 6 Backing Groups For Rock
Hall”

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