Zooey/Ben Off; Sinead/Barry On Again

 

Meanwhile, Moon Unit
Zappa…

 

By Perez Blurt

 

Zooey Deschanel has petitioned for divorce from husband Ben
Gibbard, the Death Cab For Cutie guy. “Irreconcilable differences” are cited,
which probably means all kinds of ugly personal b.s. will be coming out soon. Hello, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, and also Sinead O’Connor and what’s-his-name.

 

Wait – the latter two have gotten back together after barely
a month of marriage and a week’s worth of impending divorce; he is Barry
Herridge and, er, he is “a big hairy cave man,” in O’Connor’s words.

 

Meanwhile, Moon Unit Zapppa and Matchbox Twenty guitarist
Paul Doucette, who were married in 2002, are getting a divorce. “Irreconcilable
differences” are cited.

 

Can we get back to some record release news?

 

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