Fred Durst Trying to Get Laid Again

The proof is in the
photo, above. Hey ladies!

 

By Perez Mills

 

In this week’s scanning of celebrity news headlines: Rolling
Stone is reporting
that Fred Durst – yeah, the Limp Bizkit dude – undertook a
60-day juice fast a couple of weeks ago and has been blogging about it at
Tumblr, additionally posting shirtless photos of himself to the site.

 

Yeah, we know, we know… we’ll spare you the Anthony Weiner
jokes here.

 

At any rate, we learn from the report that “though Durst has
lost some weight, his posts have become increasingly sporadic and distressed.
“Another day of juice down. Definitely NOT getting easier. And I cheated
tonight with an oatmeal cookie. She was good!!,” he wrote on the fourth
day” of the diet/fast. Then apparently he went silent, finally posting again yesterday (Jan. 12):

 

“The diet has been challenging to
say the least. I haven’t seen any significant results yet. That’s why I haven’t
been very excited to post anything. I am about 2 lbs lights and definitely
feeling better internally. My thoughts are clear and inspired, but I’m
discouraged in some ways. I guess it’s my own personal baggage that’s lugging
around behind me. All comes to the forefront on a diet like this. Bullocks.”

 

“Personal baggage”? Coming from a
guy like Durst, that’s easily the most insightful thing to come out of the
mouth of a public figure since George W. Bush admitted he didn’t really do too
much newspaper reading. Good luck, Fred, we wish you the best, because, after
all, we know you are only doing this… wait for it… drumroll, please… for the nookie.

 

 

 

 

 

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