How About a Handsome Dick Throbblehead?

Dictators frontman
will put a brainbuster on yo’ butt!

 

By Blurt Staff

 

Handsome Dick Manitoba, King of New York and fearless leader
of The Dictators, has been promoted to throbblehead status. Aggronautix steps
into the ring once again with the company’s latest punk rock bobblehead (G.G.
Allin, Wendy O. Williams, Tesco Vee, etc.). It’s due out in February.

 

As the
makers advise us, “Don’t
mess with Manitoba as he stands proudly
representing the Lower East Side. He’s
accurately sculpted right down to the weathered Dictators leather jacket and
searing glare.”

 

Boy howdy!

 

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