Return to the Valley of the Kinderwhore



And Abbey – er, that
would be Avril Lavigne – wonders why she has zero credibility in the rock ‘n’ roll
community. Can a  tour with Gwen Stefani
and Courtney Love – who made the term “kinderwhore look” a piece of the
vernacular – be far behind?


By Perez Mills


You just can’t make this shit up. Plus, we are all about
rayon blends, metallic foils, and of course Pretty Please Platform Booties. All
content, below, taken verbatim from the musician-turned-designer’s latest press
blast outlining her upcoming fashion line. Don’t worry: we’re only wasting 12
seconds of your day (we timed it).



Avril Lavigne’s
Abbey Dawn is rocker chic with feminine attitude. In spring 2012, Abbey Dawn
will introduce an even broader lifestyle collection, embracing dresses, denim,
skirts, footwear, handbags, metallic foils, purses and eyewear, along with its
first full men’s collection.  The pieces, constructed in soft sheer
cottons, poly/cotton burnouts, acid washes, garment washed fleece and rayon
blends, are paired with bright colors, bold graphic, and metallic foils. Abbey
Dawn is available on



[Pictured Above: After Dark Dress and Pretty
Please Platform Bootie. Photo credit: Abbey Dawn]


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