Don’t forget to RSVP
to the party, kids!
By Perez Mills
It’s not everyday you get an invitation to a celebrity wedding
– and invites to celebrity divorces are even rarer! But as every entertainment
blog on the planet is posting right about now, Jack White and Karen Elson have
issued a press release announcing their impending divorce:
To whom it may
karen elson and
jack white announce today that they are getting divorced.
dear and trusted friends and co-parents to our wonderful children Scarlett and
Henry Lee. We feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we
will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow.
of that time shared, we are throwing a divorce party. an evening together
in Nashville to
re-affirm our friendship and celebrate the past and future with close friends
Elson and Jack White
What’s more, if you are among the
lucky punters (i.e., “close personal friends and family”) who received your
news via official mail and not as a press release, you are probably picking out
your duds to attend the big divorce party that the pair is throwing tonight in Nashville. Now THAT is a
modern approach to handling life’s vicissitudes!
See the invite, below – note how
the actual location and means of RSVP are handily obscured, however, courtesy
of Jack’s press agent.