Robyn Jumps the Shark!

Actually, those are Katy Perry’s
boobs, not shark fins, poking up out of the water…

 

By Perez
Mills

 

Swedish
pop tart, in an apparent bid to demolish the critical credibility she’d been
amassing over the course of her fruitful (like, three Body Talk records released) 2010, has announced she will be the
opening act on Katy Perry’s upcoming “The California Dreams” tour.

 

“It’ll be fun
touring with Katy Perry,” said the singer. “She’s a terrific
performer and I’m really thankful that’s she’s invited me to play for her
audience.”

 

 

Not much we can add to
that. Sorry to have to break the news, Pitchfork nation.

 

Tour Dates

 

4/14           
Las Vegas, NV           The
Pool @ Cosmopolitan
Casino           

4/15           
Indio, CA           
            Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival

5/28           
Quincy, WA           
            Sasquatch
Music Festival

6/12           Manchester, TN            Bonnaroo Music Festival

 

w/Katy
Perry

 

6/7  Duluth, GA          Gwinnett
Arena    
           
           
           

6/9  Orlando, FL         UCF
Arena           
           
           
           

6/10 Tampa,
FL          St.
Petersburg Times Forum           

6/11      Sunrise,
FL            BankAtlantic Center           
           

6/14 Morrisville,
NC RBC Center

6/15 Columbia, MD Merriweather Post Pavilion

6/17 Uniondale,
NY Nassau Coliseum

6/18 Boston,
MA TD Garden

6/19 Newark,
NJ Prudential Center

7/22 Portland,
OR  Rose Garden Arena

7/23 Boise, IDTaco Bell Arena

7/25 Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena

7/26 Broomfield, CO 1STBANK Center

7/28 Grand
Prairie, TX Verizon Theatre @ Grand
Prairie

7/29 Houston,
TX Toyota Center

7/30 Austin,
TX Frank Erwin Center

8/3 Phoenix, AZ Comerica Theatre

8/5 Los Angeles, CA Nokia Theatre/L.A. Live

8/6 Los Angeles, CA Nokia Theatre/L.A. Live

8/7 Los Angeles, CA Nokia Theatre/L.A. Live

 

 

 

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