Simply Red: I Boinked 1000 Women

 

Some days we don’t
write the news, the news just writes itself…

 

By Perez Mills

 

Britain’s
The Guardian is reporting that Simply
Red frontman Mick Hucknall has finally come clean: he’s apologized for sleeping
with more than 1000 women during his ‘80s hitmaking peak.

 

“I regret the philandering,” he is quoted as
saying. “In fact, can I issue a public apology through the Guardian? They
know who they are, and I’m truly sorry. When I had the fame, it went
crazy,” he says. “Between 1985-1987, I would sleep with about three
women a day, every day. I never said no. This was what I wanted from being a
pop star. I was living the dream and my only regret is that I hurt some really
good girls.”

 

Hucknall blames his behavior on not getting enough love from
his mother as a child. Everybody say, “Awwwwwwww!”

 

Of course, considering what he
looks like NOW, he should probably count his lucky stars for the memory, ‘cos
he’s not likely to get laid with that archetypal aging Brit rock star “melting
cheese” effect going on…

 

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