Further Proof the ‘90s Really Did Suck

 

Seriously: Spin
Doctors, Meredith Brooks, Tonic, Blind Melon, Live… need we say more?

 

By Blurt Staff

 

Of course, if we were programming all this, we’d call it Worst Nineties Compilation… Ever!, but
that’s just because we’re smartasses. Anyway, if you’re reading this, you don’t
need us to tell you how badly the ‘90s sucked; for all you kids, don’t believe
your parents when they single out the ‘70s, because WE lived through both
decades and we know of what we speak.

 

In a timely move, then, EMI will be releasing, on Nov. 9,
the latest in its popular, multimillion-dollar selling NOW That’s What I Call…series of anthologies, and this one’s a
doozy. It brings together 18
of the decade’s top chart hits, including New Radicals’ “You Get What You
Give,” Spin Doctors’ “Two Princes,” Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week,” Meredith
Brooks’ “Bitch,” Sheryl Crow’s “If It Makes You Happy,” Joan Osborne’s “One Of
Us,” Lisa Loeb’s “Stay (I Missed You),” Des’Ree’s “You Gotta Be,” Duran Duran’s
“Ordinary World,” Shawn Mullins’ “Lullabye,” Edwin McCain’s “I’ll Be,” Tonic’s
“If You Could Only See,” Vertical Horizon’s “Everything You Want,” Everclear’s
“Father Of Mine,” Live’s “I Alone,” Collective Soul’s “Shine,” Blind Melon’s
“No Rain,” and Sublime’s “What I Got.” The full track listing is below.

 

Truly, a
turd that is polished, is a turd that glistens! Can we have our ten years back?

 

 

1.  New Radicals                                               You
Get What You Give

2.  Spin Doctors                                                Two
Princes

3.  Barenaked Ladies                                         One
Week

4.  Meredith Brooks                                           Bitch

5.  Sheryl Crow                                                  If
It Makes You Happy

6.  Joan Osborne                                              One
Of Us

7.  Lisa Loeb                                                     Stay
(I Missed You)

8.  Des’Ree                                                       You
Gotta Be

9.  Duran Duran                                                 Ordinary
World

10. Shawn Mullins                                              Lullabye

11. Edwin McCain                                              I’ll
Be

12. Tonic                                                           If
You Could Only See

13. Vertical Horizon                                           Everything
You Want

14. Everclear                                                     Father
Of Mine

15. Live                                                             I
Alone

16. Collective Soul                                            Shine

17. Blind Melon                                                 No
Rain

18. Sublime                                                       What
I Got

 

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