Katy Perry Gives Elmo a Boner

 

 

… and when your lover
man is made out of shag carpet, it brings new meaning to the term “rug burn.” Anyhow,
word arrives that Perry’s too-hot-for-TV appearance on Sesame Street has been strategically
excised from the broadcast.

 

By Blurt Staff

 

The Daily Swarm is helpfully reporting (via Huffington Post
and TMZ) that while Katy Perry filmed a Sesame
Street
segment featuring her and Elmo singing “Hot and Cold” (it’s a
takeoff on her hit, revised to teach toddlers about opposites), since the was
posted to YouTube prior to the actual broadcast, pressure generated by parental
complaints have reportedly led to the children’s show to scrap the segment.

 

Gee, a pop star who shoots whipped cream out of her bra
getting under the skin of parents of impressionable young children? Who’d a
thunk it!

 

HuffPo singles out several parental complaints:

 

“You can practically
see her tits. That’s some wonderful children’s programming.”

“They’re gonna have to
rename it cleavage avenue.”

“My kid wants milk now.”

 

Mmmmm…. us too.

 

TMZ added this complaint apparently received at Sesame
Street
:

 

“DUDE MY SON SAW THIS AND GOT A BONER
WTTTTTTTTTF.”

 

Of course, any parent that writes or talks like that is probably destined to raise a
sex-obsessed freak… but we digress. Let’s watch that video before it gets
yanked. UPDATE : Well, since we posted, it’s been yanked. So we’ll post a video newsclip about the deal below too that includes some of the original segment.

 

 

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