Our annual roundup of
the year’s biggest fowl jokes…
By Blurt Staff
Dear Blurt readers, we hope you have a safe and fulfilling
Thanksgiving day tomorrow. A few suggestions:
half of what you planned to eat, and then mail the difference in the form
of a check or money order to your local food bank.
an after-lunch hike and breathe lots of fresh air – stay away from that
computer screen (eBay and World of Warcraft are big no-nos)
not handshakes, unless you really, really like being stuck at home with
fever and aches.
- Tell a
musician that you sincerely appreciate the joy and happiness he or she has
brought into this world.
Meanwhile, if you happen to see a turkey anywhere, be sure
to wring that sucker’s neck. It’s the good, Christian thing to do, and it has
been officially approved this year by the GOP. Here are some suggestions of
necks you might consider wringing – happy Thanksgiving, everyone, from your
friendly neighborhood Blurt!