Billy Corgan Loses his Car Keys!

Awesome song about everyone’s favorite whiner.

By Blurt Staff

You know, a lot of ink is being wasted lately on Billy Corgan, from navel gazers pondering why he’s still operating under the Smashing Pumpkins name despite him being the sole remaining original member to whether or not he’s playing hide the salami with porn star wannabe Tila Tequila. Who gives a shit, really, however?

We say “feh” to all that – as does singer-songwriter Stephen Lynch, who has written a song lovingly titled “What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?” You can listen to it HERE and decide for yourself if it’s not the best Smasthing Pumpkins song Corgan’s never performed.

Get viral, kids!



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