By Blurt Staff
Wow. Normally we wouldn’t feel like we need to ‘splain nothin’ to the readers, but after receiving numerous emails regarding the dubious nature of some of our news items that were posted… Well, some of them were “dubious” while others were pretty upfront. You’ll have to figure out which ones, though; we can’t do ALL the heavy lifting for ya.
Yesterday’s date was April 1, you ninnies.