Season’s Shout-Outs From Diamond Dave

 

 

Panama! Van Halen frontman splits his pants (and
lungs) just for YOU.

 

By Fred Mills

 

On a 1-10 scale of awesomeness, this one clearly goes to
“11”: David Lee Roth has a site devoted to him, or more accurately, to his
various shouts, whoops, hollers, grunts, random animal noises, and the
occasional “Goddamnit baby, you know I ain’t lyin’ to ya I’m only gonna tell
you one tiiiiimeahhhhyeeeahh!”

 

Go to TheTyser.com (home page reproduced above) and click on
any number of the Roth-isms. We trust you’ll be glad you did. Hint: click on a
whole series of them in rapid succession to hear an entire angelic chorus of
Diamond Daves!

 

Now THAT’s some friggin’ Christmas cheer! This has been a
public service announcement… with testosterone.

 

 

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