Goblin Cock Sez More Cock for ‘09

 

 

Sometimes the press releases just
write themselves and we love ‘em for it…not since the Mentors has there been a
band this much fun…

 

By
Blurt Staff

Rumored to be the brainchild of Robcore labelhead Rob Crow of indie wunderkinds
Pinback, Goblin Cock is
focused, primed, and ready to pull the pin on the follow-up to their mammoth
debut Bagged And Boarded on
Absolutely Kosher Records, which was nominated for three Plug Award including
Metal Album Of The Year. Come With Me If You Want To Live is due, like, any minute
now, and the band wants you to know a few things.

 

To wit:

 

Goblin Cock is a band from
beyond time, beyond space, beyond your naive concept of dimension in metal.
Since before your pathetic “god” had supposedly “created”
you and your kind, Lord Phallus was hunkered in a cybertimeship/fun dungeon
skating the layers of what was considered “true metal” in all
societies and in all generations. Eventually His Majesty realized that he
really didn’t care and launched a full-scale war against bland metal with and
emphasis on ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME! “Bagged and Boarded” is the
first assault on your laughable 5 senses (Lord Phallus and his kind have 32).
Expect a future double whammy in the form of “Come With Me if You Want to
Live” – a collection of new supercharged action-metal wonderhits, and
“Dragonfucker” – the 20 minute uberpiece with a b side of numerous
BRUTAL cover songs (the roaches, the osmonds, and the monkees have been
rumored). arrrgghh!

 

Cock Across America Tour Dates:

 

January
31 – Mesa, AZ @ Hollywood Alley

February
02 – Austin, TX @ Red 7

February
04 – Memphis,
TN @ Hi Tone Café

February
05 – Birmingham, AL @ the Bottletreet

February
06 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

February
07 – Charlotte, NC @ The Milestone

February
09 – Washington, DC @ DC9

February
13 – Allston, MA @ Harpers Ferry

February
17 – Pontiac, MI @ The Pike Room

February
18 – Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle

February
19 – Lawrence, KS @ Jackpot Saloon

February
20 – Denver, CO @ Larimer Lounge

February
21 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Kilby Court

February
23 – Seattle, WA @ The Funhouse

February
26 – San Francisco, CA @ Rickshaw Stop

February 27 – Los Angeles,
CA @ Knitting Factory

 

Have some more Cock:

 

 

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