George Michael Fucks Up Again

 

No word yet on whether
he’s maintaining a wide stance about the matter….

By Fred Mills

 

Apparently distraught over his inability to be part of the
24-7 news cycle of late, pop singer George Michael got himself busted at a
public toilet located in London’s
Hampstead Heath on Friday. While there has been no word yet regarding exactly why he was hanging around the London
loo – the imagination soars – the specific offense for which he was
arrested was “suspicion of possessing class A and class C drugs.”

 

The BBC news has been reporting that one of the drugs may
have been crack cocaine. However, Michael was apparently only “cautioned” by
the police.

 

Cautioned for what? To leave his dope at home whenever he
gets the urge to go cruising? Michael, of course, is the most famous patron of
public toilets in Beverly Hills,
where he was arrested for “lewd conduct” in 1998.

 

More recently the singer pleaded guilty in 2007 to driving
under the influence of drugs.

 

Michael, naturally, issued a statement to the public: “I
want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll
sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring
them.”

No, no, you’re not boring us, George. That was Andrew Ridgely’s job. You manage
to keep us entertained even when you’re not working.

 

 

 

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