has the skinny, addled scoop.
BLURT’s moles keep singin’ for
their supper. By now you know Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson are no longer
authoring a theme to the upcoming James Bond film Quantum of Solace, and
they’ve been replaced by Jack White and Alicia Keys. What hasn’t been
reported—’til now—is that Winehouse was actually planning an entire album of
songs inspired by the Bond franchise. We’ve been slipped some song titles,
including Winehouse’s notes and lyrics.
Her Majesty’s Secret Stash”
many times ‘ave I got to say
stash is mama’s stash
my shit and I’ll touch you
don’t you wanna taste mama’s… (NOTE: Find good rhyme for ‘stash’. Sumpin’
fuggin’ stressed, ‘ere, Mark. Come on, now—just a li’l bonger to get
through the verse? Please? Wotsa mat’er, luv? You want me to beg? I can do
that. I can do it good.
really. Eight of ’em. In the loo. I swear. Slimy li’l buggers. Don’t let ’em
Gram Is Not Enough (To Charge Me With Intent to Distribute)”
not my bag, it’s his. Bugger off, Mark. Fuggin’ cunt, you are.
I may ‘ave TB
sound like I been livin’
a trailer from FEMA
you know, you know
my phlegm is gold
hock that shit on the sidewalk
the pawn shop
still be rich as hell
Your Veins Only”
it’s a love le’er to Blake, innit? I got some bloody good shit I’m savin’ for
‘im. Oh, fuck it. He’ll be gone for two more years and I’ll be dead by then.
Anyone for a bump?
Only Die Once (Bullshit)”
the ‘ell resuscita’ed me? Fuck!