David Lee Roth Not Worried About His Nuts


Sometimes we write the
news… other times, the news writes itself.

By Blurt Staff


This just got slipped over the BLURT transom. We asked our
new intern Bambi — the one who favors wearing nurse outfits and who listens to
Journey on her iPod — to post it for us. Why bother with some cheesy edit? Cheers!



(Los Angeles) With a story circulating about David Lee Roth being helped by the
local police in Brantford, Canada because of anaphylactic shock due to a peanut
allergy, Mr. Roth issued the following statement to set the record straight.

“I was in Canada only
from July first through the fourth for a performance at the Quebec City Summer Festival.  I had no
encounters or incidents with the police. The only thing I’m allergic to is
criticism.”  — Love, Dave

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