Sometimes we write the
news… other times, the news writes itself.
By Blurt Staff
This just got slipped over the BLURT transom. We asked our
new intern Bambi — the one who favors wearing nurse outfits and who listens to
Journey on her iPod — to post it for us. Why bother with some cheesy edit? Cheers!
DAVID LEE ROTH SETS THE RECORD STRAIGHT
(Los Angeles) With a story circulating about David Lee Roth being helped by the
local police in Brantford, Canada because of anaphylactic shock due to a peanut
allergy, Mr. Roth issued the following statement to set the record straight.
“I was in Canada only
from July first through the fourth for a performance at the Quebec City Summer Festival. I had no
encounters or incidents with the police. The only thing I’m allergic to is
criticism.” — Love, Dave