Courtney Love Rips Ryan Adams New Asshole

 

 

Something about an
AmEx bill, ripping off Frances Bean and shooting heroin…

By Blurt Staffers, Gaffers, Rockers and Mockers

 

Meow! Catfight!

 

In an early morning post today to her MySpace blog, EMO
rocker Courtney Love penned an “open letter” to Ryan Adams bearing the header Ryan Adams you fucking weasel. deal with
it.858,00$.
As a public service, BLURT is reprinting the letter in its
entirety below; it speaks for itself.

 

Actually, we’re just, for once, speechless. Not all of
Courtney’s fans, are, however — she got 10 kudos and a handful of comments for
her blog posting. Among the tidbits:

 

·         i heard the album.

it felt like my ears were being raped. (from Teenage Angst)

 

·         Who the fuck is Ryan Adams? Well that shitty
fucking record didn’t help his career. That fucking dumb ass needs to get sued
for all the money he stole and then thrown in prison for being a thief and make
him share a cell with Charles Manson. (from Jim)

 

·         “still shooting smack? How’d that going for
you?” Fucking hilarious!! I broke down laughing at my desk!!! Now that’s
pure hatred. (from Roses From Israel)

 

·         WOW! I hope you have good lawyers! Keep your
chin up! ( I know you will!) You music is great and you ROCK! Love, Lisa (from,
uh, Lisa)

 

 

BLURT hopes both Love AND Adams
have good lawyers…. Let the libel litigation begin! And Courtney, let us know
if you ever want to review albums for BLURT. You have quite a unique way of
expressing yourself in critical mode.

 

 

Here’s that MySpace blog, straight from the horse’s, uh,
p.c.:

 

 

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Ryan Adams you fucking weasel. deal with it.858,00$

Current mood: determined

 

Listen this is another open letter

 

this to a beyond mediocre piece of shite- maybe its just
my moment to fucking get the knives out of my back,

 

but in any case between 00 and 04 before ….well a dark
pit of shit and fake names and insanity follows with lots and lots of people
counting on Kookoo cherry not being able to prove things- and thats for another
day- those people have not played chess with me.

 

But i was sitting with some people going thru the 29
american express cards that i didnt know existed that were connected to a few
HUNDRED bank accounts,and there were all the bills for Ryan Adams worst record
and one of the worst records i can think of in rock and roll history ironically
called”Riock and Roll ” and it was paid for by ME and mostly by my
child.

 

and when i met Ryan we had a mild little flirtation, why
not? but i made the deathly stupid decision to instead of just have very safe
sex with him ( hes pretty dirty and man ive been around but im the virgin mary
comparitevly) or make friends. no i fucking pimped my useless , ridiculaously
terrible loser “Boyfriend” ( who ironically Edward Norton hates no
one any more than this fuck and for good reason , yet Edwards OWN business manager
put Barber up on West XXth street kitty corner from Edward, Barber could see
into Edwards Apartment, and then he had his own Dean and Deluca account and an
ABC Carpetand Home account and spent about 250,000 on furniture and another
600,000 dollars on travel, this loser who hasnt had a job since 98 – while
Frances didnt have hardly enough to eat and i sure as hell didnt) i pimped
Barber onto Ryan,”oooh hes a great producer”- maybe it wasbnt
honourable0 i just wanted Barber gone, so maybe i used Ryan to get him gone,

 

yeah you listen to this shit im listening to my i tunes
on right now who names a record “Rock n Roll” what assholes do that?

 

with these trebled up guitars my bandmate said sounded
like “really horrific rem on steroids” all treble and compresssion
and shit wirtten songs – but so what?

 

well on my amex atthat time the 858 but also from bank
accounts….theres 200,000 thousnad dollar checks written to Barber for
“comissions” ididnt even know where the fuck he was ! but here on
Amex 28 is the entire invoice for Ryan- your ENTIRE album and meals and drugs
and Hotels and outboard gear and wasted fabullous guitars STRAIGHT OUT OF
FRANCES”S TRUST FUND

 

So you little shit, maybe you had NO IDEA right? is that
why you used a hysterical voice mail of a very terrified and flipped out me-
for your worst reviewed record and well deserved too, this record is shite
totally one of the worst recordings ive ever heard yet Ryan you YOU spent
858,000 dolllars on this record of MY DAUGHTERS MONEY. so whats your paying me
back plan? illbe in New York next week , you can start by working out your
payment plan, because i will litiagate your thieving ass from here til
eternity, your a thief and i used to think you had some subtsance to you then i
find out your being managed or your money is by Victoria Blake? is that
POSSIBLE? whata great PAL that lizard like cretin is t o you and i hope you had
fun that week in :Jamaica” whilst more of my kids money was being shoved
offshore- but thats not the point- Billy may have made my kid cry but i wasn’t
in the room – he’s family and he always will be- he just laid his Billy trip on
a person a little too young for it- I’m over it. but YOU RYAN, OWE FRANCES
858<000 dollars , so should isend the amex copies to Blake and he
“staff”? because i would enjoy that very much,what a really good
friend to leave you with someone whose been diagnosed as an “utter
psychotic” by a professional foresnic psychiatrist.

 

This record sucks i mean WOW!

 

is this what youd like me to tell my kid a fraction of
her money was stolen for this shite “Rock N Roll ” cd shall i post
the outboard gear and 4 seasons billls and fancy Nobu dinners, ahh so thats why
you released two records at once where you getting paid a salary to let Gollum
“produce” you cos we both know what a reall fucking genius that guy
is, and this isnt about Gollum- hes inthe hands of the professionals, i walk
away now knowing everything, all of it , its disgusting and its a fucking
nuclear explosion of greed i dont think american history has ever seen but no
other artist was ever involved in this scandalous vile behaviour ……but you
were and i note to self; you suck on this record with your bile towards me,
ande its gutless and cowardly and shit, and you know it,

 

Pay me back Ryan, Pay Frances back. an dtake my fucking
voice off that piece of shit.

 

everyone in the world knows your giving your all and
your all just isnt enough and you just keeep chugging- keep playng mediocre
safe music some of wich i like- d an d then i saw these amex bills. it s makes
me so sick you used my voice on this, really disgusting and horrific, you knew
what they were doing to me and frances, and yet you just spent our money HER
money in this specific case- does that makje youf eel like a big man ? stealing
from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? fun for you. big man. wow. impressive.

 

Yeah well theres nothing good about suicide and i should
know- but to take my near suicidal depression and use it on my daughters paying
fo ryour shit record, you get the point you can find me im sure- and ill be
happy to work out a payment plan

 

But as God Is My Witness Ryan you will pay back every
fucking penny of this. 858,000 dollars for Rock n Roll ? wow you were living
large- most people reading this dont even know what record or even artist im
referring to , as your just this cult americana wanna be dylan thing- i think
you have value as an artist but as a human your beneath contempt- let me know
if im incorrect about the fact that you knew full and well that Barber /Gollum
was using my money to pay for your self admitedly shit record- and let me know
if i am wrong and your not with Blake, if you are your certainly getting what
yousdeserve! no wonder you look like utter shit, and healthy as jaundice, HEY
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO DOWN ITS HYSTERICAL. an excellent lyric wouldnt you
think.?

 

still shooting smack? hows that going for you?

 

 

 

 

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