Track Premiere: Totally Fucking Gay (NSFW)

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Village People for the 21st century and the NWA of homosexuality are “caught between a hard place and being rock hard…” Album arrives at the end of October.

By Blurt Staff

The trio is called, rather descriptively, Totally Fucking Gay, and their self-titled/self-described “ten-track collection of homoerotic anthems” is set to arrive October 31 (digitally on Sept. 30). In the spirit of totally not giving a damn whether or not we here at BLURT corrupt America’s youth or offend the likes of Kentucky registrars and Republican presidential candidates, we are stoked to offer up this priapic preview of the album, “Marathon Gay Sex for Manly Men”. Check out the audio stream right here:

The band formed as an outlet for vocalist Kneepad Nikki “to express my admiration for the extreme side of gay culture.” Nikki, whose birth name is Mike Hymson, suffers from chronic lyme disease. When he’s not creating music, he’s bouncing from doctor to doctor in hopes that some day he will regain his health.

And he freely admits that for him TFG is more than a musical project; it’s a philosophy of life: “TFG is a pop grindcore comedy project first and foremost. I want people to laugh out loud when they hear this shit. However, TFG’s secondary purpose is to be a homophobe’s worst nightmare. We’re like the NWA of homosexuality. We take all the things that conservatives fear about gay culture-and instead of downplaying them for societal approval; we amplify them beyond caricature.

“Then we shove them right up their ass.”

Well, all right then! Nikki is joined by Doc Octocock and Joe Testiculo. And while due to the singer’s illness touring is not really an option, we can only hope that the band will show up on the back of flatbed truck, unannounced, at a Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee or Donald Trump rally—or, even better, at a Westboro Baptist Church “event.” What’s that old saying about “fair and balanced”? Yeah. These rockers will definitely bring the balance…

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More NSFW info (if you dare):

http://TotallyFuckingGay.bandcamp.com

http://TotallyFuckingGay.com

http://twitter.com/totalfuckgay

http://soundcloud.com/totallyfuckinggayyy

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