Above: “I did not use any of my fingers, so she obviously didn’t mean anything to me.”
By Barbi Martinez
Metal god Ozzy Osbourne has apparently been behaving like, well, a metal god, including the usual screw-as-many-groupies-as-possible schtick (plus the requisite checkups for social diseases). One of his conquests, however, was partially responsible for the breakup of his marriage to Sharon Osbourne, and now that conquest has been talking to the media about the “courtship” (term used loosely), making necessary the usual spin-control-via-publicity-agent schtick.
Michelle Pugh is her name, and she was Ozzy’s hair stylist for awhile until all those neck massages evolved into an affair. Pugh, pictured below, told People that it was even like an old fashioned romance. Needless to say, old wounds between Ozzy and Sharon were reopened, so Ozzy issued a statement via his p.r. flack:
He is sorry if Ms. Pugh took their sexual relationship out of context… He would like to apologize to the other women he has been having sexual relationships with. Out of the bad comes good. Since his relationship with Ms. Pugh was exposed, Ozzy has gone into intense therapy… Ozzy is mortified at what his behavior has done to his family. He thanks God that his incredible wife Sharon is at his side to support him.
Bravo, Ozzy. All the best to you and your incredible wife. So sorry to hear that Michelle was just another deluded bimbo groupie in your besieged world….