Which One’s the Dildo?

Kid Dildo

No truth to the pervasive rumor that the musician’s original choice of stage name was “Kid Dildo”…

By Uncle Blurt

As the saying goes, some days we write the news, other days the news writes itself. Ergo, the headline over at Stereogum that caught our, er, hardened gaze: “Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit.”

Apparently the aforementioned lawsuit involves a former publicist for ICP who is alleging sexual harassment, including an ICP crew member’s unwanted offer of a glass dildo as a gift in 2012. She refused, so it was subsequently gifted to Kid Rock, and now Detroit Free Press reports Kid Rock has been told to present the item for use as evidence.

Here’s hoping he cleans it thoroughly with some Tylex and sands down then polishes all the nicks and scratches it must surely have accumulated by now.

Related news: Insane Clown Posse is not a criminal gang, but they are both dildos!

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