Blurt Releases Official BirthCertificate

 

Because it just seemed the right thing to do…

By Fred Mills

Responding to critics’ relentless claims, BLURT magazine on
Wednesday produced a detailed birth certificate (pictured, above) in an
extraordinary attempt to bury the issue of when and where we were born (respectively: 2008; and, America) and confirm our legitimacy to publish about music and culture in this country.

We declared, “We do not have time for
this kind of silliness.”

Going the extra mile, BLURT also released a trove of additional documents in order to prove beyond all doubts that we really, really are an American magazine, born and published in America. See those documents, below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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