Hoy, hoy! Suicide Girls Get iPhone App

Flip it and strip it…
whoever said tattooed tits were tawdry, anyhow?

 

By Blurt Staff

 

It was bound to happen. Remember those old ballpoint “nudie
cutie” pens? The ones that displayed a pic of a bathing suit clad nubile on the
barrel – but when you flipped the pen over, all of a sudden her clothing had
disappeared and there you were, in all your hairy palmed glory, staring
slack-jawed at a nekkid chick? (We realize some of you female readers may not
be following this narrative, particularly if you are of a younger generation,
but work with us here.)

 

Well, bringing the flip ‘em and strip ‘em concept into the
digital realm is a new iPhone app that updates the nudie pen concept for, you
guessed it, the iPhone. Your lithesome models? Why, none other than the Suicide
Girls! Apparently S-gals Lumi, Sash, Zoli, Rigel, Coley, Radeo, Inga, Dot,
Antigone and Moxi – who makes up these names, anyway? – are available for your
stripping pleasure. Simply download the app, shake the phone to either side to
pick the stripper of your choice, then flip the phone and voila! No clothes!

 

 

 

Well, almost… most of the clothes will come off, as shown in
these examples. This no doubt is to save you embarrassment for those times when
your gradeschool-aged kid gets his or her hands on your phone in public…

 

 

 

Say hello, sailors, to (respectively, below) Moxi, Coley and Sash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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