Winehouse Planned Entire 007 LP? WTF?!?

 

Blurt
has the skinny, addled scoop.

By
Randy Harward

 

BLURT’s moles keep singin’ for
their supper. By now you know Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson are no longer
authoring a theme to the upcoming James Bond film Quantum of Solace, and
they’ve been replaced by Jack White and Alicia Keys. What hasn’t been
reported—’til now—is that Winehouse was actually planning an entire album of
songs inspired by the Bond franchise. We’ve been slipped some song titles,
including Winehouse’s notes and lyrics.  

 

“On
Her Majesty’s Secret Stash”

 

‘Ow
many times ‘ave I got to say

Mama’s
stash is mama’s stash

Touch
my shit and I’ll touch you

Now
don’t you wanna taste mama’s… (NOTE: Find good rhyme for ‘stash’. Sumpin’
sexy.)

 

“Quarter-Ounce
of Solace”

 

I’m
fuggin’ stressed, ‘ere, Mark. Come on, now—just a li’l bonger to get
through the verse? Please? Wotsa mat’er, luv? You want me to beg? I can do
that. I can do it good.

 

“Octopussy”

 

No,
really. Eight of ’em. In the loo. I swear. Slimy li’l buggers. Don’t let ’em
eat me!

 

“A
Gram Is Not Enough (To Charge Me With Intent to Distribute)”

 

That’s
not my bag, it’s his. Bugger off, Mark. Fuggin’ cunt, you are.

 

“Goldlunger”

 

Well,
I may ‘ave TB

May
‘ave emphysema

May
sound like I been livin’

In
a trailer from FEMA

But
you know, you know

Even
my phlegm is gold

I’ll
hock that shit on the sidewalk

Then
the pawn shop

And
still be rich as hell

 

“For
Your Veins Only”

 

Well,
it’s a love le’er to Blake, innit? I got some bloody good shit I’m savin’ for
‘im. Oh, fuck it. He’ll be gone for two more years and I’ll be dead by then.
Anyone for a bump?

 

“You
Only Die Once (Bullshit)”

 

Who
the ‘ell resuscita’ed me? Fuck!

 

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